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Kilmardinny Players

A non-professional club dedicated to cultivate and further the interests of drama

performing at Kilmardinny Arts Centre, 50 Kilmardinny Avenue, Bearsden. G61 3NN

Kilmardinny Players is a Registered Scottish Charity - Charity Number  SC041872


March 2019 production:


March 2019 production auditions will take place on Monday 26 and Thursday 29 November 2018 in

Milngavie Lower Lesser town hall at 7.30 pm. The production week is week beginning Monday 18 March 2019.


We hope to cast “The Steamie” by Tony Roper at these auditions.

Please email me which part you wish to audition for or if you would like to be part of the background artists.




Other information about our proposed production:

It’s a comedy drama stage play written by Tony Roper which follows the lives of a group of 1950s Glasgow

women washing their clothes in a public washhouse (steamie). It was first performed at the Crawford Theatre in 1987.

It’s Hogmanay in a Glasgow wash house, and the girls need to get their washing done before the bells.

Join Dolly, Magrit, Doreen and Mrs Culfeathers as they laugh and cry their way through the last day of the year –

with a little help from the not so handy Andy.



Doreen (young and fashion conscious about 19)

Magrit (impatient and cynical, has a teenage daughter, late 30s)

Dolly (talkative and gullible, late 50s)

Mrs Culfeathers (frail and lonely, late 60s)

Andy (drunk)


Use of Glaswegian dialect is essential.


We will try to incorporate some of the songs depending on singing ability of the cast.

Background washer women and men in boiler suits can be washing away, sneaking a wee drink,

getting ready to celebrate New Year and joining in with songs – cameo roles.



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